Funny Wedding Wishes for Bookworm Couples

Finding the perfect wedding wish for book lovers requires more than just 'happily ever after.' These funny messages will make your literary friends laugh while showing you understand their passion for pages.

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May your love story have fewer plot twists than a Russian novel and more happy endings than a romance series!

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Wishing you a marriage with fewer dramatic pauses than Shakespeare and more laughs than a comedy anthology.

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May your arguments be resolved faster than you can finish a page-turner, and may you always share the bookmark.

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Here's to a partnership where you never have to fight over who gets to keep the book after reading - you're stuck with each other's copies forever!

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May your life together be like a well-edited manuscript: all the boring parts removed, and plenty of steamy scenes left in.

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Wishing you a marriage where the only cliffhangers are in your favorite novels, not in your relationship status.

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May your love be more durable than a library binding and less confusing than postmodern literature.

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Here's to a lifetime of reading in bed together - just try not to hog all the good plot twists!

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May your arguments be as rare as a first edition and your apologies as heartfelt as a tearjerker finale.

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Wishing you a marriage with more happily-ever-afters than a fantasy trilogy and fewer dragons to slay (unless you're into that).

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Common Questions

Q.What makes a wedding wish specifically good for bookworms?

Bookworms appreciate literary references, clever wordplay, and humor that shows you understand their love of reading. Avoid generic wishes - instead, incorporate book metaphors, library jokes, or references to famous literary couples.

Q.Should I include actual book quotes in the wedding card?

Yes, but make them funny adaptations! For example, change 'It was the best of times' to 'It was the best of WiFi passwords' or reference their favorite genres. Personalized literary jokes work better than serious quotes.

Q.How can I make the card itself more book-themed?

Consider a card that looks like a book cover, use library check-out cards as RSVPs, or create a mini-booklet. You could also gift a funny bookmark with your message or use literary-themed stationery that matches their favorite genres.