Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Your Boyfriend

Your main squeeze is finally getting hitched! Before he rides off into the sunset of marital bliss, it's your last chance to deliver some playful jabs. We've compiled the ultimate savage and roast wedding wishes perfect for your favorite guy's big day.

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Looks like you finally found someone to put up with you... for life! Congrats on your new life sentence, buddy.

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Choice #2
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Remember all those late nights and 'freedom'? Kiss them goodbye, pal. Enjoy your new boss!

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Choice #3
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I always knew you'd get married, just never thought it would be to *one* person. Well played, my friend, well played.

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Choice #4
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They say marriage is about finding that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Congratulations on your magnificent choice!

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Choice #5
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From single life chaos to marital bliss... or at least, marital *order*. Good luck with the new chore chart!

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Choice #6
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I'm not saying you're settling, but I'm also not *not* saying you're finally mature enough to realize you need someone to pick up after you. Best wishes!

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Choice #7
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You've traded your bachelor pad for a love nest. Just remember who taught you how to fold laundry... or at least, who *tried* to.

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Choice #8
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Here's to a lifetime of compromising, sharing the remote, and learning to say 'yes, dear.' May your new adventure be full of 'growth!'

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Choice #9
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Congratulations on finding the one person who loves you despite your terrible taste in... well, everything. She's a keeper, and you're lucky!

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Choice #10
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They say marriage is like a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Enjoy your new 'job' description!

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Common Questions

Q.Is it really okay to roast my boyfriend on his wedding day?

Absolutely, with caution! If your relationship thrives on playful banter and he appreciates your sense of humor, a well-intentioned roast can be a fantastic way to show affection. Just ensure the jokes are lighthearted and don't genuinely embarrass him or cross any lines, especially with family present.

Q.How do I make sure my savage wedding wish still sounds loving?

The key is to end with genuine warmth and affection. Frame your roast within an overall message of love and support. Acknowledge his great qualities, express your happiness for him, and always follow up a playful jab with a sincere 'I love you' or 'I'm so happy for you both!'

Q.What if his family or guests don't understand the humor?

It's a valid concern. If you're unsure about the audience, it's often best to err on the side of lighter humor or save the truly savage remarks for a private message. A good rule of thumb is to avoid inside jokes that exclude others and steer clear of anything that could be misinterpreted as genuinely critical or mean-spirited.