Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Client
Tired of generic 'congratulations' for your clients' big day? Sometimes, the most memorable wishes are the ones that are a little... well, spicy. If your relationship with your client allows for some good-natured ribbing, get ready to deliver wishes that are anything but conventional.
Congratulations! May your marriage be as strong and stable as the deadlines we constantly push back. Just kidding... mostly!
“To my favorite client: I always knew you had a partner in crime, I just didn't expect them to sign a lifetime contract! Best wishes on your new project.
“Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, and may your spouse be more understanding of your 'urgent' late-night emails than I ever was. Cheers to your better half!
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“Congratulations on finding someone who will finally listen to all your project updates without charging hourly. May your union be prosperous and your ROI high!
“From one committed relationship to another (ours, obviously): I hope your marriage lasts longer than the average project timeline. Best of luck, you'll need it!
“I’ve seen you navigate some tough negotiations, but I'm pretty sure 'till death do us part' is your biggest commitment yet. Good luck, you magnificent beast!
“Wishing you both a marriage filled with joy, laughter, and significantly fewer revisions than our last marketing campaign. May your love be evergreen!
“They say marriage is about compromise. I just hope your spouse is better at it than you are when it comes to design choices. Just kidding (mostly)! Congrats!
“So, you're finally tying the knot? I'm just relieved it's a partner, and not another high-maintenance software update. Wishing you both enduring peace and love!
“Common Questions
Q.When is it appropriate to send savage/roast wedding wishes to a client?
These wishes are best reserved for clients with whom you have a very strong, established, and informal relationship. Gauge their personality and sense of humor carefully; if they're known for witty banter and can take a joke, you might be in the clear. Always err on the side of caution if unsure.
Q.How can I ensure my roast doesn't offend the client?
The key is to keep it light-hearted, avoid genuinely sensitive topics, and ensure the underlying message is always one of genuine affection and good wishes. Self-deprecating humor or jokes that reference shared, positive experiences (like project quirks) can work well. Never make it personal or truly mean-spirited.
Q.Should I deliver these wishes in person, or in a card?
For written wishes, a card allows for a bit more nuance and a chance for the recipient to re-read and understand the humor. If delivered in person, ensure your tone, body language, and facial expressions clearly convey the jest. A combination – a funny card with a brief, genuinely warm verbal congratulation – often works best.