Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Coffee Lover
Tired of saccharine sweet wedding wishes? When the happy couple is more about espresso than eternal bliss, it's time to stir up some trouble. Get ready to brew some serious roast-worthy congratulations for your favorite coffee addicts tying the knot.
Congratulations! May your love be stronger than your morning espresso and less bitter than a cold brew left out overnight. Good luck with that.
βSo you finally found someone you love more than coffee? Impressive. Just make sure they know their place: after the first cup.
βWishing you a lifetime of happiness, and may your spouse always know how to operate the espresso machine before you've had your first dose. Godspeed.
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βHere's to a marriage as robust and full-bodied as your favorite dark roast. And just as likely to keep you up all night, for different reasons now.
βYou're getting married? Does this mean you'll finally stop drinking coffee out of a measuring cup? Probably not. Congrats anyway, you caffeine fiend.
βMay your disagreements be as short-lived as a shot of espresso, and your mornings together always start with *their* perfect brew. Expect nothing less.
βCheers to the happy couple! Just remember, a happy marriage is like a perfectly brewed coffee: it takes patience, the right beans, and occasional filter changes... of your partner's annoying habits.
βCongratulations on tying the knot! Now you have a built-in barista *and* someone to fetch you your first coffee of the day. Don't screw this up.
βWishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and a spouse who understands that 'morning person' is a mythical creature until you've had at least three cups. Embrace the monster.
βCommon Questions
Q.Is it appropriate to send savage or roast-style wishes for a wedding?
These types of wishes are best reserved for couples with a great sense of humor and who appreciate playful teasing. Only send them if you're confident the newlyweds will find them funny and not offensive.
Q.How can I make a roast wish still feel personal and loving?
Balance the roast with genuine affection. Mention an inside joke or a specific, funny trait about their coffee obsession, and always follow up with a sincere wish for their happiness, showing your love beneath the playful jab.
Q.What's the best way to deliver a savage wedding wish?
A handwritten card allows for more nuance. If delivering in person, a playful tone and a wink can convey the intended humor. Avoid public toasts unless you're absolutely certain the couple and audience will appreciate the humor.