Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Cousin

Your cousin's big day is finally here, and while you're thrilled for them, let's be real – it's also the perfect opportunity for some good-natured roasting. Forget the sappy sentiments; it's time to unleash your inner comedian and deliver a wedding wish they'll never forget (or forgive, maybe).

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Congratulations, cuz! I always knew you'd find someone to put up with you... eventually. Good luck to the brave soul!

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Choice #2
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They say marriage is about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Looks like you nailed it. Congrats!

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Choice #3
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Well, well, well, look who finally found someone willing to sign a lifetime contract! Best of luck with the parole officer, I mean, spouse.

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Choice #4
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Congrats on the wedding! I'm genuinely surprised you pulled this off. Must be true love... or excellent blackmail material.

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Choice #5
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So, this is it. The end of an era. Farewell to your single life, and hello to explaining why you're still playing video games at 3 AM. Congrats, you old romantic!

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They say opposites attract. In your case, I'm just hoping they attract enough sanity for the both of you. Congrats!

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Choice #7
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Cheers to the happy couple! May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal, and your arguments as rare as a clean laundry basket.

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Choice #8
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So, you're tying the knot? I'm just here for the open bar and to witness the moment your spouse realizes what they've *actually* signed up for. Congrats!

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Choice #9
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Remember all those times we said you'd end up a crazy cat person? Well, at least you found a human to annoy. Congrats!

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Choice #10
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Congrats on finally finding someone who loves you despite knowing all your terrible stories. They're a keeper... or incredibly gullible.

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Common Questions

Q.How do I know if my cousin will appreciate a savage wish?

Consider their personality and your relationship. If they have a great sense of humor, often joke back, and appreciate playful jabs, they'll likely love it. If they're more sensitive or easily offended, a gentler approach might be safer.

Q.Should I deliver a savage wish in person or in a card?

A card is generally the safest bet, as it allows them to read it at their leisure and appreciate the humor without the pressure of an immediate reaction. If delivering in person, ensure it's brief, lighthearted, and followed by a genuine, heartfelt sentiment.

Q.Can I combine a savage wish with a heartfelt one?

Absolutely! In fact, it's often recommended. Start with your roast, then pivot to a genuine, loving message. This shows you care while still having your fun. For example: 'Congrats on finding someone to put up with you! Seriously though, I couldn't be happier for you both. Wishing you a lifetime of joy and laughter.'

Savage Wedding Wishes for Cousin: Roast 'Em Right!