Funny Wedding Wishes for Crush

So, your crush is getting hitched. A bittersweet moment, perhaps? Don't let the tears flow (unless they're tears of laughter)! We've curated the perfect collection of funny wedding wishes to help you send off your almost-significant-other with a smile.

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Congrats on finding someone! I guess my dating app algorithm needs a serious re-evaluation.

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Choice #2
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Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness. And if it doesn't work out, remember who was rooting for you... from a safe, unrequited distance.

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Choice #3
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So glad to see you happy! I'm just here for the open bar and the single bridesmaids. Kidding! (Mostly).

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Choice #4
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They say 'love is blind.' In your case, it seems to have perfectly good eyesight... and a great taste in partners. Congrats!

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Cheers to the happy couple! May your love be as strong as my ability to pretend I'm totally fine right now.

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Choice #6
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I always knew you'd find someone. I just figured it would be after a few more 'it's complicated' Facebook statuses. Best wishes!

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Choice #7
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Congratulations! I'll be sure to tell my future grandkids about the one who got away... to a very nice wedding, of course.

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Choice #8
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Wishing you both endless joy and fewer arguments than I had rehearsing what to say to you today. Love you both (platonically, mostly).

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Choice #9
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May your marriage be filled with laughter, love, and enough space for me on the guest list for future anniversaries. Just kidding... unless?

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Choice #10
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So happy for you two! Just remember, if you ever need someone to awkwardly third-wheel your movie nights, my schedule is surprisingly open.

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Common Questions

Q.How do I write a funny wedding wish for a crush without being awkward?

Focus on light-hearted humor that teases gently or makes fun of the situation (or yourself) good-naturedly, rather than expressing lingering feelings. Keep it short, sweet, and avoid making it about your crush on them.

Q.Is it appropriate to send a funny wish to a crush who is getting married?

Absolutely, as long as the humor is genuinely funny and not bitter or possessive. The goal is to celebrate their day with a smile and good wishes, not to make them uncomfortable or regretful.

Q.What's the best way to deliver a funny wedding wish to a crush?

A wedding card is often ideal, as it allows them to appreciate the humor without immediate pressure. If you're close, a well-timed verbal joke might work, but ensure the humor translates well in text and avoids sarcasm that could be misinterpreted.