Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Crush

So, your crush is finally tying the knot. While your heart might be doing a sad little tango, your wit doesn't have to! Dive into our collection of hilariously savage and playfully mean wedding wishes, perfect for making an unforgettable impression on their 'big day'.

Choice #1
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Heard you're getting married. Guess some people just settle for 'good enough,' huh? Congrats on that!

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Choice #2
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To the happy couple: May your love be as strong as my commitment to pretending I'm totally fine with this. Just kidding (mostly). Congrats!

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Choice #3
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Well, look at you, all grown up and making questionable life choices. Wishing you both a lifetime of... whatever this is.

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Choice #4
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They say love is blind. Guess that explains a few things. Best wishes on your adventure into marital bliss!

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Choice #5
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I always knew you had a type: someone who would actually say 'yes.' Congrats on finding them!

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Choice #6
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Hope your wedding is everything you've ever dreamed of, and your marriage is... slightly less disappointing than this news was for me. Cheers!

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Choice #7
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You've found your forever person! Good thing, because finding someone else who puts up with you might have been tough. Best of luck!

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Choice #8
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Wishing you a lifetime of joy, laughter, and successfully avoiding each other's annoying habits. You'll need it.

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Choice #9
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From single life to married life – congrats on upgrading your relationship status, even if it feels like a downgrade for everyone else who knew better. Just kidding! (Mostly.)

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Choice #10
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Here's to a future filled with shared laundry, compromised remote control custody, and the crushing realization that you're stuck. Kidding! Or am I? Congrats!

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Common Questions

Q.How do I deliver a savage wish without actually being mean?

The key is context and tone. A playful smirk, a wink, or a 'just kidding!' can turn a sharp roast into a memorable inside joke. Ensure it's delivered with affection and a lighthearted spirit, even if the words are backhanded.

Q.Is it appropriate to give a roast wedding wish to a crush?

It depends entirely on your relationship with your crush and their sense of humor. If they appreciate your playful teasing and you have an established banter, a well-crafted roast can be hilarious. If not, perhaps stick to a more traditional, albeit still slightly snarky, message.

Q.What if my crush's partner doesn't get the joke?

That's a risk with any roast! Keep it light and focused more on your crush's personality traits rather than their partner. If it lands flat, a quick, genuine 'Seriously though, all the best to you both!' can smooth things over. A good roast is always about humor, not actual malice.

Savage Wedding Wishes for Your Crush | Roast Their Big Day!