Funny Wedding Wishes for Ex-Girlfriend

So, your ex is tying the knot! It might feel a bit… unusual, but hey, why not send them off with a laugh? Dive into our collection of light-hearted and hilariously honest wedding wishes perfect for that special ex-girlfriend.

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Congrats on finally finding someone who can handle your coffee obsession! Best wishes for a lifetime of happy caffeine-fueled mornings!

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They say opposites attract, and clearly, your partner is the opposite of single now! Enjoy married life, and may your shared remote always be found.

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Glad to see you're still making excellent decisions... like marrying someone who isn't me! Kidding (mostly). All the best on your big day!

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Wishing you and your new spouse a lifetime of happiness, and a kitchen full of snacks (because I know how you get when you're hungry). Congrats!

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From one 'been there, done that' expert to another, may your marriage be full of joy, laughter, and significantly less drama than our past. Congrats!

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I always knew you'd find someone to put up with your eccentricities. So glad it's not me! Just teasing. Congratulations to you both!

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Here's to a future where you only have one person to annoy for the rest of your life! Just kidding, mostly. All the best on your special day!

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Choice #8
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May your wifi always be strong, your Netflix queue always full, and your partner always able to find their own socks. Happy wedding day!

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Choice #9
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Congratulations! You've found your forever person. I always knew you had it in you... just not with me. Wishing you both all the happiness!

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Cheers to a new chapter where 'who ate the last slice of pizza?' is someone else's problem. All the best on your wedding day!

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Common Questions

Q.Is it appropriate to send a funny wish to an ex?

Absolutely, if your relationship ended amicably and you both share a good sense of humor! A lighthearted, funny message can show good sportsmanship and wish them well without any awkwardness. Just ensure the humor isn't too 'inside joke' or potentially misinterpreted.

Q.How do I ensure the wish isn't misinterpreted as passive-aggressive?

The key is genuine warmth and a clear lack of bitterness. Focus on playful jabs about marriage or common relationship quirks in a universally understood funny way, rather than referencing old relationship issues. Keep it brief, positive, and avoid anything that could sound like a backhanded compliment.

Q.Should I sign my full name or just my first name?

Generally, signing with your first name is sufficient and keeps it casual, especially if you haven't been in regular contact. If you're sending a physical card, you might add a simple 'best wishes' before your name. Avoid overly formal or overly intimate closings.