Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Golfer
So, your favorite golf addict is finally tying the knot? Prepare to swing some serious sass their way! Forget mushy sentiments; it's time to put their golf habit and impending marital bliss (or lack thereof) squarely in the crosshairs with these brutally honest wedding wishes.
May your marriage last longer than your average tee shot stays in bounds. Good luck with that!
βCongratulations! Here's hoping you find more joy in your spouse than you ever did on the back nine, which, let's be honest, won't be hard.
βThey say marriage is like golf: a lot of walking, occasional frustration, and always looking for where things went wrong. Enjoy the walk, you two!
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Generate with AITo the happy couple: May your love be as strong and true as your alibi for spending all Saturday at the course. Just kidding... mostly.
βI hope your new spouse has more patience than your caddy, because they're going to need it dealing with your post-bogey mood swings.
βCongratulations! May your partnership be better than your short game, and your arguments less frequent than your three-putts.
βYou're finally getting married! Just remember, 'fore!' is no longer an excuse for leaving your spouse behind.
βWishing you a lifetime of happiness, and may your spouse never discover how much you actually spent on those new clubs. Good luck hiding that handicap!
βThey say marriage is the ultimate hole-in-one. Too bad you've spent your entire life hitting everything *but* the hole. Maybe this time it'll stick?
βHere's to a lifetime of love! And hopefully, your spouse has already made peace with the fact that they'll always be your *second* favorite partner on the greens.
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I ensure my roast doesn't go too far?
Know your audience! Tailor your roast to the golfer's personality and your relationship with them. If they're good-natured, a harder jab is fine. If they're sensitive, pull back. The goal is laughter, not an actual wedge between you and the happy couple.
Q.Can these wishes be used for a professional golfer?
Absolutely! Just lean into their 'pro' status. Jokes about their sponsors, endorsement deals, or the immense pressure of their game could add an extra layer of bite to your roast. Remind them their new 'partnership' is far more binding than any PGA tour contract.
Q.What if the spouse *also* plays golf?
Even better! You can roast them as a pair. Jokes about their competitive dynamic, who's better, or who spends more on gear will land perfectly. You could even suggest their marriage license is just another scorecard they'll be keeping tabs on.