Sarcastic Wedding Wishes for Your Landlord: Because Rent Isn't the Only Thing Going Up!
Your landlord is getting married? What wonderful news! Now's your chance to send them off with a dose of well-intentioned, slightly passive-aggressive matrimonial bliss. Here are some perfectly sarcastic wedding wishes for the happy (and perhaps soon-to-be distracted) couple.
May your marriage be as strong and stable as the foundation of this building β hopefully, with fewer unannounced inspections.
βWishing you a lifetime of happiness, and may your love appreciate faster than my rent has over the years.
βCongratulations! May your new spouse always agree to pay for half of the unexpected 'maintenance fees' that pop up.
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βMay your love story be epic, enduring, and never require 30 days' notice before evolving to the next chapter.
βI hope your communication skills are better with your spouse than they are regarding building repairs. Best wishes!
βWishing you both a beautiful life together, full of love, light, and perfectly functioning heating systems β unlike some places I know.
βCongratulations on finding someone who will stick with you through thick and thin, much like my deposit has stuck with you through multiple lease renewals.
βMay your union be blessed with endless happiness, and may you never have to deal with a tenant quite as demanding as true love can be.
βTo the happy couple: May your commitment to each other be as unwavering as your commitment to raising the rent annually. All the best!
βCommon Questions
Q.How do I choose the right sarcastic wish for my landlord?
Consider your relationship with your landlord. If it's more formal, opt for subtler sarcasm. If you have a playful rapport, you can be bolder. Always ensure your humor is clear and not genuinely rude to avoid misinterpretation.
Q.Is it appropriate to send a sarcastic wedding wish to a landlord?
It depends entirely on your existing relationship and their sense of humor. If you've had a lighthearted or jocular dynamic, a well-chosen sarcastic wish can be memorable. If your relationship is strictly professional or strained, it's safer to stick to traditional, heartfelt well-wishes.
Q.What's a good way to deliver a sarcastic wedding wish?
A physical card is often ideal, as handwriting adds a personal touch and can soften the sarcasm. If sending digitally, consider adding an emoji or a lighthearted closing like 'Just kidding (mostly)!' to ensure the tone is clearly understood as humorous.