Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Landlord

Ready to serve up some playful jabs at your landlord's wedding? This isn't your average 'happily ever after' card. Dive into our collection of 10 uniquely savage and roast-worthy wedding wishes designed to bring a laugh (and maybe a little bit of fear) to their special day.

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Congratulations! May your marriage be more stable than my rent, and your emotional repairs quicker than anything I've reported.

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Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness – just try not to charge your spouse a late fee for forgetting an anniversary.

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Here's to a union where at least one of you gets their security deposit back. Eventually.

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May your love be strong enough to withstand unexpected 'inspections' and skyrocketing 'property taxes' on your patience.

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Congratulations on finding someone to share all your assets with! Just make sure they sign a very, very long lease.

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Hope your partner is prepared for joint tenancy... and knows how to fix a leaky faucet, emotionally speaking.

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To the happy couple: May your commitment never face eviction, and your utilities always be included.

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Best wishes! May your spouse be your better half, not just an 'occupant' you can increase rent on.

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May your marriage be a better long-term investment than that vacant lot you keep eyeing. Congratulations!

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Finally, someone to share your life with. Just don't forget to give them 24 hours' notice before you show them your heart.

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Common Questions

Q.Is it appropriate to send savage wedding wishes to my landlord?

While it's certainly unconventional, if you have a good rapport and they appreciate your humor, a light-hearted roast can be memorable. Just gauge their personality and your relationship carefully!

Q.How can I ensure the wishes are funny and not genuinely offensive?

Focus on common landlord tropes (rent, repairs, security deposits) with a humorous twist. The key is playful exaggeration and avoiding personal attacks or genuinely hurtful remarks.

Q.Should I sign it anonymously or reveal my identity?

To maintain the fun and avoid any awkwardness later, it's generally best to reveal your identity. Anonymity can sometimes be misinterpreted as passive-aggressive, undermining the playful intent of a roast.