Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Your Personal Trainer
So your favorite personal trainer is finally getting married, and you know they've been pushing you to your limits for years. Now's your chance for some playful payback! Ditch the cheesy sentiments and get ready to serve up some hilarious, muscle-bound roasts.
Congrats on tying the knot! Hope your marriage has better endurance than my last set of burpees you put me through.
βYou always told me 'no pain, no gain.' Let's see if that applies to your new spouse when you try to 'optimize' their meal prep. Wishing you both a lifetime of 'gains'... and maybe a few cheat days.
βFrom tracking macros to tracking marital bliss, you've got a new challenge ahead. Just remember, happy wife, happy life β even if it means sacrificing those early morning gym sessions. Congrats!
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Generate with AIThey say love makes you soft. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone if you skip leg day now and then. Huge congrats to the happy couple!
βI always thought your only true love was the squat rack. Glad to see you found someone to share your protein shakes with. Wishing you a strong and happy marriage!
βYou've finally found a partner who will tolerate your 'no excuses' attitude. Just promise us you won't make them do burpees on your honeymoon. Congratulations!
βHope your marriage is as solid as your core, and your arguments are shorter than your rest periods. Congrats, you two! Don't forget to spot each other in life.
βCongratulations! May your love be as unwavering as your commitment to waking up at 4 AM for a workout. Enjoy the one day you're allowed to skip the gym without feeling guilty.
βYou've taught us all about discipline and pushing limits. Now you get to apply that to building a beautiful life together. Just try not to 'bulk' up your new spouse too much. Best wishes!
βHere's to a lifetime of happiness, less cardio, and more romantic dinners (that aren't just chicken and broccoli). Congrats on finding your perfect 'spotter' for life!
βCommon Questions
Q.How can I make sure my roast is funny and not offensive?
The key is knowing your audience and the personal trainer's personality. Keep it light-hearted, focus on common PT stereotypes (like obsession with macros, early mornings, pain), and avoid anything truly personal or mean-spirited. The goal is playful teasing, not actual insult.
Q.Is it okay to use fitness jargon in my wedding wish?
Absolutely! Using fitness jargon like 'gains,' 'macros,' 'reps,' 'leg day,' or 'spotter' is a great way to make the roast specific and relatable to a personal trainer. It shows you know them and their passion, making the humor land even better.
Q.What if the personal trainer isn't known for their sense of humor?
If they're more serious, it might be best to dial back the 'savage' elements and focus on more gentle, witty teasing. Or, if you're close, make sure the roast is delivered with a clear smile and an obvious tone of affection. Always prioritize good taste and the comfort of the couple.