Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Real Estate Agent
So, your favorite real estate agent is finally closing on their forever home, and by that, we mean getting married! Before they start listing their spouse as a 'fixer-upper with great bones,' it’s time to deliver some well-deserved, savagely funny wedding wishes. Get ready to sign on the dotted line for some serious laughs.
Congratulations on closing the biggest deal of your life! Just remember, there’s no commission on marital bliss, only shared expenses.
“May your marriage be as strong as a foundation laid on a perfectly priced lot, and may your love never get stuck in escrow.
“Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, and may your spouse never find out about the 'as-is' clause in your personality.
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“Here's to a marriage with excellent comps, appreciating value, and zero hidden defects. Don’t forget to disclose everything, though!
“May your love appreciate faster than the housing market in a bidding war. But try not to flip this one too soon!
“Congratulations! Hope your spouse signed a prenup that’s less complicated than a short sale.
“Remember, your partner isn't a 'starter home' to be upgraded later. This is your forever listing!
“Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, and may your spouse never discover the true 'market value' of your stubbornness.
“May your marriage be free of appraisal gaps, bidding wars, and sudden interest rate hikes. And may you finally learn the meaning of 'no contingencies'!
“Common Questions
Q.How do I make a roast wedding wish funny without being offensive?
Focus on lighthearted jabs related to their profession, like market trends, contracts, or client quirks, rather than personal flaws. Ensure the couple has a good sense of humor and that your tone is playful, not genuinely mean-spirited.
Q.What are some common real estate terms I can use in a roast wish?
Terms like 'closing,' 'escrow,' 'comps,' 'appraisal,' 'listing,' 'open house,' 'market value,' 'equity,' 'short sale,' 'contingency,' 'fixer-upper,' 'disclosure,' and 'bidding war' can all be cleverly adapted for humorous wedding wishes.
Q.Should I deliver these wishes in person or in a card?
For truly savage or roast wishes, a written card is often safer, allowing the couple to read and laugh at their leisure without the pressure of an immediate audience reaction. If delivering in person, keep it brief and ensure you know your audience extremely well.