Savage / Roast Wedding Wishes for Step-mom

Your step-mom is getting married, and while you're happy for her, you can't resist a little playful jab, right? If you're looking to add some unforgettable, laugh-out-loud roasts to her special day, you've come to the right place. These savage wedding wishes are perfect for a step-mom with a great sense of humor.

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Congratulations on finding someone who actually wants to deal with you forever! We're all very impressed.

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So glad you're finally tying the knot. Does this mean no more 'practice' weddings?

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To the woman who taught me the true meaning of 'negotiation' – may your marriage be filled with slightly less drama than our family dinners.

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Wishing you and your new spouse a lifetime of happiness, and hopefully, someone else to blame for lost remotes.

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Here's to a second (or third?) chance at getting it right. Good luck to the new guy!

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May your marriage be as successful as your attempts to get us to eat your casserole. (Just kidding... mostly).

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Finally, someone else to share the remote control battles with. Your new spouse has no idea what's coming.

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It's a bold move, getting married again. We salute your optimism, and your new partner's bravery.

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Cheers to the happy couple! May your love be as enduring as my patience during your previous relationships.

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We always knew you had a knack for finding 'the one.' Just never expected there'd be so many 'ones.' Congrats on the latest!

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Common Questions

Q.Is it appropriate to give a 'savage' wish at a wedding?

It depends entirely on your relationship with your step-mom and her sense of humor. These wishes are best reserved for those who can truly appreciate a good roast and know it comes from a place of affection (mostly!). Gauge the room and her personality first.

Q.How can I deliver a roast wish without causing offense?

Delivery is key! A playful tone, a wink, or following it up with a genuinely sweet sentiment can soften the blow. Make it clear you're joking. If you're unsure, perhaps write it in a card rather than delivering it verbally during toasts.

Q.What if my step-mom doesn't have a great sense of humor?

If your step-mom is sensitive or known for not appreciating playful teasing, it's best to err on the side of caution. Opt for a more traditional, heartfelt wish. The goal is to celebrate, not cause discomfort, even with a roast.

Savage Wedding Wishes for Stepmom: Roast Her Big Day!