Funny New Year Wishes for Boyfriend
Forget the generic "Happy New Year" texts! A funny wish shows your boyfriend you know his sense of humor and can make him smile as the clock strikes twelve. Picking the right one sets a playful, happy tone for your year ahead together.
Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than that gym membership you got in 2023.
“Here's to a new year where you finally learn to put the toilet seat down. A guy can dream, right?
“Wishing you a year of fewer dad jokes... just kidding, keep 'em coming, I've learned to fake-laugh convincingly.
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“Cheers to 2024! Let's aim for a year where you don't steal all the blankets. Or at least share the snacks you hide.
“New Year, New You? Nah, let's keep the old you—the one who owes me approximately 87 back rubs. Pay up this year!
“Hope your year is filled with less snoring and more remembering what I told you five minutes ago. Love you!
“To the man who still can't parallel park: May your new year be smoother than your attempts to fit into that spot.
“Wishing you 365 days of not leaving wet towels on the bed. A girl can have New Year miracles, right?
“Happy New Year! Let's make a resolution to finally watch that show you picked... after we finish rewatching mine for the third time.
“Common Questions
Q.When is the best time to send a funny New Year wish to my boyfriend?
For maximum impact, send it just before midnight on New Year's Eve or first thing on New Year's Day. It's a great way to kick off your celebrations together with a laugh.
Q.Should I write the wish in a card, text it, or post it on social media?
A handwritten card is the most personal and thoughtful. A text is perfect for a quick, playful message. Save social media for more public, shareable jokes if that fits your relationship style.
Q.What if my boyfriend doesn't find the wish funny?
Choose a wish that matches his specific sense of humor—inside jokes about his habits (like snoring or gaming) usually land well. If in doubt, pair it with a sincere message so the sentiment is still clear.