Funny New Year Wishes for Dad: 10 Hilarious Picks
A generic 'Happy New Year' is fine for your boss, but Dad deserves better. The right funny wish shows you know his sense of humor and makes the holiday memorable. Let's ditch the boring and get to the laughs.
Dad, may your New Year's resolutions last longer than the batteries in the TV remote you keep losing.
βWishing you a year where your 'dad jokes' are so good, even Mom pretends to laugh.
βHere's to a New Year with fewer home repair projects you 'totally know how to do' and more naps in your favorite chair.
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βHope your New Year is filled with perfect thermostat settings, clear instructions from IKEA, and a full gas tank whenever you need it.
βWishing you 365 days of not being asked 'How does this phone work again?'... okay, maybe 364. We still need you.
βMay your New Year be as satisfying as finding the exact right channel after five minutes of clicking, without anyone telling you the number.
βHere's to a year of you finally understanding the cloud, and the cloud understanding why you keep yelling at the router.
βWishing you a New Year where the Wi-Fi is strong, the grandkids are quiet, and no one touches your tools.
βDad, may your new year be full of good health, great times, and a GPS that never, ever says 'recalculating' when you insist you know a shortcut.
βCommon Questions
Q.When is the best time to send a New Year card to my dad?
Aim to have it arrive between December 27th and 30th. It's early enough to feel thoughtful but avoids getting lost in Christmas mail or arriving after the holiday buzz has faded.
Q.Should I handwrite the card or is a text/email okay for a funny wish?
A handwritten card is always a winner for dadsβit shows extra effort. But if you're long-distance or know he prefers digital, a personalized text or email with one of these wishes works great. The humor is what matters most!
Q.My dad isn't big on sentimental stuff. Will a funny card still be appreciated?
Absolutely! A funny card is perfect for less-sentimental dads. It shows you're thinking of him and want to share a laugh, which can feel more genuine and comfortable than overly mushy greetings. It's a connection on his wavelength.